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DOC. 101-B — UNOFFICIAL — DO NOT FILE

Adulting 101: The Real Syllabus

The course they meant to give you before move-in day.

InstructorNobody, actually. That's the problem.
PrerequisitesBeing 18 and unprepared
Credit HoursMore than you think
MeetsWhenever your body decides it's time

Course Description

This course was never offered, because nobody thought you'd need it. Then you moved out, aged off your parents' insurance, and realized no one was left to remind you to take care of yourself. Below is the actual course load, real tests, real prices, no lecture required.

Course Catalog — Units

Grading
Pass / fail. You pass by actually doing it.
Attendance
Mandatory. Unlike your 8am.
All units are HSA/FSA eligible. No doctor's order required. Results in 24–72 hours. Financial aid not accepted, but your parents' leftover HSA balance works great.

Surprise, it's us

This is the part of syllabus week nobody reads. Read this part.

We're Wellness Labs, a family-owned, independent lab in Scottsdale, Sun City, and Tulsa. No referral needed, no insurance maze, no chain-lab wait between classes. Just order online, walk in, and get results in 24–72 hours.

See the full catalog →
Attendance not actually mandatory. Your health kind of is.
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