The course they meant to give you before move-in day.
| Instructor | Nobody, actually. That's the problem. |
| Prerequisites | Being 18 and unprepared |
| Credit Hours | More than you think |
| Meets | Whenever your body decides it's time |
This course was never offered, because nobody thought you'd need it. Then you moved out, aged off your parents' insurance, and realized no one was left to remind you to take care of yourself. Below is the actual course load, real tests, real prices, no lecture required.
Official title: Wellness Profile
The one to take if you're only taking one. Metabolic, liver, kidney, thyroid, iron, lipids, vitamin D, all in a single draw. This is what "knowing your numbers" actually means.
Official title: Thyroid Panel
TSH, Free T3, Free T4, Total T3, Total T4, and thyroid antibodies. For anyone who's been blaming their exhaustion on class schedules when it might be something else entirely.
Official titles: Women's Health Profile · Men's Health Profile
Estradiol, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol, thyroid, and more, tailored by section. The mood swings, energy crashes, and cycle chaos have an actual data trail. This is how you read it.
Official titles: Vitamin D 25-Hydroxy · Vitamin B12
Dining hall food and zero sunlight between classes will do it. Low-cost, high-yield, the two most common deficiencies on any campus, and the easiest fix once you actually know.
Official title: PGx Test Kit (Pharmacogenomics)
A saliva swab that tells you how your body actually processes medication, before a doctor guesses and you spend a semester on the wrong prescription. Take it once. It's good for life.
We're Wellness Labs, a family-owned, independent lab in Scottsdale, Sun City, and Tulsa. No referral needed, no insurance maze, no chain-lab wait between classes. Just order online, walk in, and get results in 24–72 hours.
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